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Santa Visit

It is around Christmas time and Santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.

He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for Christmas.

As the line dwindles down, a little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on his lap.

Santa says to the little boy,"I bet I know what you want for Christmas,"you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y", touching the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of the word.

The little boy responds, "Nope".

So Santa again says, "Then I bet you want a bike, B-I-K-E", as he again touched the tip of the little boys nose with his finger.

The little boy again said, "Nope".

Well Santa's starting to get a little p*ssed off. He thinks to himself that he'll try one more time.

He says to the little boy, "I bet you want a fire engine, F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E", once again touching the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of the word.

Where to the little responds"Nope".

At this time he's really p*ssed off. So he says to the little boy, "Then what the f**k do you want for Christmas?"

The little boy then looked at Santa and said, "I want some pussy, P-U-S-S-Y, and don't f**king tell me that you can't give me any because I can smell it on your finger!"

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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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