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Fly the Friendly Skies

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around, and the man asks her for a coffee. The parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, idiot!"
The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man politely points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "And get me another whisky, you stupid cow."

Quite upset, the stewardess returns, hands the parrot his whisky, but again forgets the coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach and says, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, you incompetent, sniveling dumbass, so make it snappy. And get my friend here another whisky."

In a couple of seconds, two stewards and two burly passengers grab the man and the parrot and throw them out of the emergency exit. As they are ejected from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says, "Wow. You're really bold for a guy who can't fly!"

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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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