Bad Parrot

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot. being a male. sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.

The next door neighbor knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to. The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesnt stop it hes going to shave the parrots head.

That night the parrot. overcome with desire. sneaks out and screws his neighbors turkey again.

The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.

The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding. and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine. Grooms side to the left and Brides side to the right

Then two bald guys walk in and he says. Alright. you two turkey f*ckers up here on the piano with me.