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The Lone Ranger And Tonto Walked Into A Bar

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down


to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said


"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I


do...Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just


thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead


outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough


Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone


Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to


feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and


said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you


can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."


Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles


around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger


returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later,


another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that


big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's


wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...






"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'."

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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

Downloads: 1902

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