Almost An Accident

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and

approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason

that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!

I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree

right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was

another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there

was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the

officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."