Our pages

Download on the App Store Download on the App Store Make4Fun Apps Make4fun for iPhone/iPad! More fun ...everywhere.

Main Vice President

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!".

"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"

The clerk replies "Canned or frozen?"

story Information

Date: 31/12/1969

Type:  Free

Downloads: 1390

Likes: 8

Other Stories

Other Stories

Business one-liners 93

Free 469 downloads

Nita Westerberg 19/06/2007

Engineers vs. Managers

Free 2638 downloads

Preston Wahlers 16/06/2007

Getting the run around

Free 510 downloads

Liza Dowe 10/07/2007

Businessman is dying

Free 840 downloads

Christian Convery 18/06/2007