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Boy Playing With Train

A babysitter was working in the kitchen listening to the baby sitted boy playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and the boy yell "All you sons of bitches, who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The baby sitter went in and told him, "we don't use that kind of language around people." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the boy comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the baby sitter heard the boy say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you, who are pissed off with the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."


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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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