3rd Short Story Funny Christmas Jokes

On Christmas morning a police officer on horseback is sitting at a traffic light when a kid rides by on his bike. The officer asks him if Santa brought the bike for him for Christmas.

The kid answers yes. The cop replies, “Next year tell Santa to bring you a bike with a taillight on the back.” Then proceeds to write the kid a bike safety violation ticket.

The kid asks the cop if Santa brought him his horse. The cop decides to humor the kid and says yes. The kid replies, “Next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse’s brain instead of on his back!”