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Reasons Santa Is A Woman II

1. No man alive would name reindeer of the following Dancer, Prancer,
Vixen, Cupid.
2. If Santa were a man, all the girls age 8 or older would be kidnapped
in the morning.
3. If Santa were a man, everybody'd get
A. golf club decorations
B. Crepe paper
C. bubble wrap
4. The only place a male Santa could/would get reindeer is shot dead,
from a forest somewhere.
5. Women obviously invented the "Cristmas mistltoe" thing

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