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Christmas Groaners 2

The remaining local ranchers headed by the cattle baroness Clare D Looney
eventually monopolized the stock business to the point where the only
competition( two Chinese immigrants - Lu Chim and Wu Ni) were forced to take
drastic, but traditional action.

The stock kings were hung by Chim & Ni, with Clare.

Those modified sisters maintained strange yearnings from their previous selves
and devised a plan to satisfy their impulses. On Christmas eve they planned to
get Santa stuck in the chimney with his tender parts exposed in the fireplace.

In hope that St Nick soon would be theirs.
Both by Gary Reeves


Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to
check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not
have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you
don't want.
By Marsha in Texas


If you go shopping early you will surely be baroque, because you can shop at
each store Purcell. Yule be saying, "I wish I Haydn't did it, I guess my sin is
Grieg". I bought too many 3 Stooges paraphernalia, but I couldn't resist Mozart.
Now all I see at the bottom of my checkbook are those big, bad Berlioz. But
don't worry, after shopping, yule just say, "Schumann, let's go eat some Mexican
crocodile named 'Elgar' and then we can top it off with some Shubert". After
which, I can give you a ride home in my station Wagner.
By David Williams

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