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Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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Date: 31/12/1969

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+1 #3 2008-12-03 07:11
very crap
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-1 #2 2008-12-03 07:09
very good and funny
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0 #1 blackrose 2007-07-24 05:31
it only lasts for 7 days!!
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