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Christmas Quickies

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time
for Christmas.

I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee.
Now that Santa's arrested,
Because someone protested,
That he laid some doll under their tree.

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in
front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Q. How come Santa and Mrs. Claus don't have children?
A. Santa spends all his time with elves and fairies.

Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the
Christmas season are "Peace on Earth", "Goodwill to Men" and
"Batteries not included."

Overheard in Santa's Toyshop: "Please, Mrs. Claus, those batteries
are for the children's toys!!"
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