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12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style

Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it
las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow
in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but
all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with
andouille an made some gumbo out of dem.

Day 3 Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired of
eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens
to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog,
Phideaux. Marie needed some sparring partners for her fighting rooster.

Day 4 Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more dem darn birds. Deez
four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem
all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, an
fed de rest of dem to de gators.

Day 5 Dear Boudreaux, You finally sent somethin useful. I like dem golden
rings. I hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf money
to fix da shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round for da boys at de
Raisin' Cane Lounge. Merci Beaucoup!

Day 6 Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to da birds, you coonass turkey! Poor
egg suckin' Phideaux is scared to death at dem six geeses. He tried to
eat dems eggs and dey peck de heck out ah his snout. Dey good at eating
cockroaches, though. I may stuff one of dem wit erster dressing on
Christmas day.

Day 7 Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring your fool neck next time I see you.
Thibideaux, da mailman, is ready to kill ya. The merde from all dem
birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat
stuff and sue him good. I let those seven swans loose to swim on de
bayou and some duck hunters from Texas blasted dem out of de water.
Talk to you tomorrow.

Day 8 Dear Boudreaux, Poor ole Thibeau, he had to make tree trips on his mail-
boat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and their cows. One of dem cows
got spooked by da alligators and almost tipped over da boat. I doan like
dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish and
sweeping the shack but dey say it wasn't in dair contract. Dey probably
think they to good ta skin nutrias I caught las night too.

Day 9 Dear Boudreaux, What you trying to did Huh? Thibideaux had to borrow
the Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits you call Lords-a-Leaping
across the bayou. As soon as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break with
crumpets. I doan know what dat means but I says, "Well, La Di Da. You
get Chicory coffee or nuttin." Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all
dese bozos? Dey too snooty for fried nutria, and de cows done eat my
turnip greens.

Day 10 Dear Boudreaux, You got to be outs you mind! If de mailman don't kill
you, I will for sure. Today he deliver 10 floozies from Bourbon Street.
Dey said dey be "Ladies Dancin" but dey doan act like ladies even aroun
dose Limey twits. Dey almos left after one of dem got bit by a water
moccasin over by da out-house. I had to butcher 2 cows to feed toute
le monde an get toilet paper. The Sears catalog wasn't good enuf fer
dose hoity toity lord's royal behin.

Day 11 Dear Boudreaux, Where Y'at. Cheerio an pip pip. Your 11 pipers piping
arrives today from the House of Blues, second lining as dey got off de
boat. We fixed stuffed goose and beef jambalaya, finished da whiskey
and we having a fais-do-do. Da new mailman he drink a bottle of Jack
Daniel an he having a good time yeah dancing with de floozies. Thibeau
he jump off de Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming your name. If you
get a mysterious, ticking package in de mail, doan open it man.

Day 12 Dear Boudreaux, I sorry to tell ya but I not your true love anymore, no.
After da fais-do-do, I spent sum time with Jacque, de head piper. We
decide to open a restaurant and club on de bayou. The floozies, pardon
me, Ladies dancing, can make $20 for to dance der, and de lords can be
waiters an valet park de boats. Since de maids have no more cows ta
milk, I trained dem ta set my crab traps, watch my trotlines, an run
my shrimping business. We will probably gross a million clams nex year.
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