A CRACKING LITTLE JOHNNY GAG

Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the new parents invited Little Johnny's family over to see the new baby. Little Johnny's parents being very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. They said, 'Now son, that poor baby was born without any ears. We want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or you're really going to get your bottom spanked when we get back home.' 'Okay,' said little Johnny, 'I promise not to mention his ears at all.' So off they went to see the new baby. At the neighbours home Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand gently. He looked at it's mother and said, 'Oh what a beautiful little baby!' The mother, who had braced herself for what Johnny might say, was pleasantly surprised and said, 'Thank you very much Johnny.' He then said, 'This baby has perfect little hands, and perfect little feet. Why just look at his pretty little eyes... Did the doctor say he can see good?' The mother said a bit bewildered, 'Why yes... the doctor said he has 20/20 vision, Why do you ask?' Little Johnny said, 'Well, it's a good thing, 'cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!!!'