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A Drunk's 3 Wishes

One evening, after a drunk left his favorite bar, he was walking home, and he tripped over a mysterious bottle. He pulled the top off, hoping there would be some more booze in there. Instead, a genie came out. He said, "You have freed me from my prison, master. You may have three wishes." The drunk said, "Ok, for my first wish, I'd like a bottle of Smirnoff." *Poof!* He gets his Smirnoff. The drunk then said, "For my second wish, I wish it would never go dry." *Poof!* Every time he took a slug, the bottle replenished itself. The drunk said, "That's great! I wish I had another one of those."
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