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Saul and Benjamin were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. "Saul", asked Benjamin, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"

I don't know," Saul replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjamin asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."

"Are you sure?" Benjamin asked.

"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Saul said, "I cannot believe there aren't any Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Benjamin asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"
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