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Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Mete orologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you are dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole tent."
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