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Southern Women

Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
" Yes, sir."
" Why, NO, Mark!!!" Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach Southern women have a distinct way with fond
expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
" How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair." Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity Southern women know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest Southern women know the joys of June, July,
and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak
to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern women know their religions:
Methodist
Baptist
Football Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits Southern women know their cities dripping with
Southern charm:
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forever!
Now Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the South or wish they had been.
If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man!" And men remember, if she doesn't wink back
she's not Southern! If you're a northern transplant, FAKE it....
we know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!

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