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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       H eard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.   

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   L ooking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"   

   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   C ongratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.   

   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   H ow could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?   

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I 've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind  

-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------   I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.   

   //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.   

  ####################################################   C ongratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.  

********************************************************************************   H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   H appy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!   

  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   W hen we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.  

   //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   W e have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?  

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   I 'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.  

=====================================================   C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?   

 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%   Y our friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.  

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))   S o your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay  
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