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Stamped U.S.A. , Medium

One day Bill Clinton is sitting in the oval office. The phone rings. It is Saddam Husein. "Bill" Saddam says "My country is under deep economic sanctions, and we are running short of condoms. It is getting to be an emergency. Can you send over one million condoms?" Clinton says "I think it is important for us to make peace in some ways and this is a good start. I will have them sent". Saddam says "Thanks Bill, By the way, can you make sure they are nine inches (225mm) long and three inches wide (75mm) because that is the common size in my country". Clinton says "Sure". After he hangs up the phone, Bill Clinton picks up the phone and calls the president of Trojan. "This is Bill Clinton. I need a special order placed. I need one million condoms. I need them made nine inches long and three inches wide". The president of Trojan says "sure". Clinton continues "and I need the package to be stamped U.S.A. - Medium".
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