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A sales representative

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, 'This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.'Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you.''But wait,' he said. 'If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!''Really? Great! Show me!'So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.'Well,' said the interviewer, 'that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!''Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!''Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?''Oh, that,' he sighed. 'Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?'
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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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