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Offer my condolences

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend vacation. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. Then, she is just in her black lacy undies. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black undies? " She replies, 'My body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black undies on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he is wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."
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