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Restroom Poetry

Restroom Poetry The following are poems found inscribed in public restrooms: Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Here I sit Broken hearted, Paid a dime And only farted Here I sit What a caper I have to sh*t But I'm out of paper You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shat my pants! Some people come here to take a sh*t, I came here to leave one. Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to sh*t and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullsh*t on the walls... Here I sit, I'm at a loss trying to sh*t out taco sauce. When it comes, I hope and pray, that I don't blow my ass away. (Written high up on the wall) If you can p*ss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you. (Seen above a urinal) Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't p*ss in your ashtrays! (Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine) "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." (Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands") I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself. Thanks for reading my poetry! Please vote
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