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Is A Computer A Male Or Female

Recently, a group of all male computer scientists announced that computer should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing these conclusions follow:
Five reason to believe computer are female:
*No one but the Creator understands his or her internal logic.
*The native language they use to communicate with other computer is incomprehensible to everyone else.
*The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
*Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
*As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of all female computer scientists think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reason follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
*They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
*They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
*As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
*In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
*Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
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