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Family Planning

Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t fully appreciate the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your child when you are mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure you are not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: What we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Ow: The first word spoken by chidren with older siblings.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.

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