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- PARABLE OF THE PIPELINE
PARABLE OF THE PIPELINE
The Parable of the Pipeline
Once upon a time long, long ago, two ambitious young cousins named Pablo and Bruno
lived side by side in a small Italian village.
The young men were best buddies, and big dreamers.
They would talk endlessly about how someday, someway, they would become the richest
men in the village. They were both bright and hard working. All they needed was an
opportunity.
One day that opportunity arrived. The village decided to hire two men to carry water from a
nearby river to a cistern in the town square. The job went to Pablo and Bruno.
Each man grabbed two buckets and headed to the river. By the end of the day, they had
filled the town cistern to the brim. The village elder paid them one penny for each bucket of
water.
“This is our dream come true! “shouted Bruno. “I can’t believe our good fortune.”
But Pablo wasn’t so sure.
His back ached and his hands were blistered from carrying the heavy buckets. He dreaded
getting up and going to work the next morning. He vowed to think of a better way to get
the water from the river to the village.
Pablo The Pipeline Man:
“Bruno, I have a plan,” Pablo said the next morning as they grabbed their buckets and
headed for the river. “Instead of lugging buckets back and forth for pennies a day, let’s build
a pipeline from the village to the river.”
Bruno stopped dead in his tracks.
“A pipeline! Whoever heard of such a thing?” Bruno shouted. “We’ve got a great job, Pablo.
I can carry 100 buckets a day. At a penny a bucket that’s a dollar a day! I’m rich!. By the
end of the week, I can buy a new pair of shoes. By the end of the month a cow. By the end
of six months I can buy a new hut. We have the best job in town. We have weekends
off and two weeks paid vacation every year. We’re set for life! Get out of here with your
pipeline.”
But Pablo was not easily discouraged. He patiently explained the pipeline plan to his best
friend. Pablo would work part of the day carrying buckets, and part of the day and
weekends building his pipeline.
He knew it would be hard work digging a ditch in the rocky soil. Because he was paid by the
bucket he knew his income would drop. He also knew it might take a year or two before his
pipeline would pay off. But Pablo believed in his dream and he went to work.
Bruno and the rest of the villagers began mocking Pablo, calling him “Pablo The Pipeline
Man.” Bruno, who was earning almost twice the money as Pablo, flaunted his new
purchases. He bought a donkey outfitted with a new leather saddle, which he kept parked
outside his new two-story hut. He bought flashy clothes and fancy meals at the inn. The
villagers called him Mr. Bruno, and they cheered when he bought rounds at the tavern and
Laughed loudly at his jokes.
Small Actions Equal Big Results:
While Bruno lay in his hammock on evenings and weekends, Pablo kept digging his pipeline.
The first few months Pablo didn’t have much to show for his efforts. The work was hard,
even harder than Bruno’s because Pablo was working evenings and weekends too.
But Pablo kept reminding himself that tomorrow’s dreams are built on today’s sacrifices.
Day by day he dug, inch by inch.
Inches turned into one foot……….. then ten feet………… then 20…………. then 100.
“Short-term pain equals long-term gain,” he reminded himself as he stumbled into his hut
after another exhausting day’s work. “In time my reward will exceed my efforts,” he thought.
“Keep your eyes on the prize,” he kept thinking as he drifted off to sleep with the sounds of
laughter from the village tavern in the background.
The Tables Are Turned:
Days turned into months. One day Pablo realized his pipeline was half-way finished, which
meant he only had to walk half as far to fill his buckets! Pablo used the extra time to work
on his pipeline.
During his rest breaks, Pablo watched his old friend Bruno lug buckets. Bruno’s shoulders
were more stooped than ever. He was hunched in pain, his steps slowed by the daily grind.
Bruno was angry and sullen, resenting the fact that he was doomed to carry buckets, day in,
day out, for the rest of his life.
He began to spend less time in his hammock and more time in the tavern. When the
tavern’s patrons saw Bruno coming they’d whisper, “Here comes Bruno the Bucket Man, “
and they giggle when the town drunk mimicked Bruno’s stooped posture and shuffling gait.
Bruno didn’t buy rounds or tell jokes anymore, preferring to sit alone in a dark corner
surrounded by empty bottles.
Finally Pablo’s big day arrived, his pipeline was complete! The villagers crowded around as
the water gushed from the pipeline into the village cistern! Now that the village had a
steady supply of fresh water, people from around the countryside moved into the village and
the village prospered.
Once the pipeline was complete, Pablo didn’t have to carry buckets anymore. The water
flowed whether he worked or not. It flowed while he ate. It flowed while he slept. It flowed
on weekends while he played. The more the water flowed into the village, the more money
flowed into Pablo’s pockets!
Pablo the Pipeline Man became known as Pablo the Miracle Maker. But Pablo understood
what he did wasn’t a miracle. It was merely the first stage of a big, big dream. You see,
Pablo had bigger plans. Pablo planned on building pipelines all over the world!.
Recruiting His Friend To Help:
The pipeline drove “Bruno The Bucket Man” out of business, and it pained Pablo to see his
old friend begging for drinks at the tavern. So, Pablo arranged a meeting with his old friend.
“Bruno, I’ve come here to ask you for your help.” Bruno straightened his stooped shoulders,
and his dark eyes narrowed to a squint. “Don’t mock me,” Bruno hissed.
“I haven’t come here to gloat,” said Pablo. “I’ve come here to offer you a great business
opportunity. It took me more than two years before my first pipeline was complete. But I’ve
learned a lot during those two years. I know what tools to use now, and where to dig. I
know where to lay the pipe. I kept notes as I went along so now I have a system that
will allow me to build another pipeline in less time……….. then another……….. then another.
I could build a pipeline a year by myself, but what I plan on doing is teach you how to build
a pipeline, then have you teach others and have them teach others.
“Just think, we could make a small percentage of every gallon of water that goes through
those pipelines.”
Bruno finally saw the big picture. They shook hands and hugged like old friends.
Pipeline Dreams In A Bucket-Carrying World:
Years passed. Their world pipelines were pumping millions of dollars into their bank
accounts. Sometimes on their trips through the countryside, Pablo and Bruno would pass
villagers from other villages carrying buckets.
The friends would pull over and tell them their story and offer to help them build a pipeline.
But sadly, most bucket carriers would hastily dismiss the notion.
“I don’t have the time.”
“My friend told me he knew a friend who’s uncle’s best friend tried to build a pipeline and
failed.”
“Only the ones who get in early make money on a pipeline.”
“I’ve carried buckets my whole life, I’ll stick to what I know.”
“I know people who lost money in a pipeline scam.”
Both men resigned themselves to the fact they lived in a world with a bucket-carrying
mentality…………. and only a very small percentage of people would ever see the vision.
End Of Story
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