How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?

How do you know that a female bartender is p*ssed off with you?
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar. What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk. How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty One. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins. This really drunk guy walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims, "I can't believe I lost 100 pounds!" What's the difference between a bar and a g-spot?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar. Good advice for cocktail parties: If you can't say something nice about someone, just hold your drink and listen to others who can't, either. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic. Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "He knows when to stop." There was a guy who had at least 4-5 drinks of whiskey every day of his adult life. When he died, they cremated him, and it took two days to put out the fire!