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ODE TO BEER

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
--Brian O'Rourke Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry Candy is dandy but, liquor is quicker.
--Ogden Nash He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde Beer is proof that G-d loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
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