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Problem wiht Wife 1.0

Dear (IT) Technical Support:

I am desperate for some help.

I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday
Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of
my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help.



Dear Joe,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is
impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or
problems > occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C: I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may
be necessary to run C: I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully
eventually the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software
such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt
version)> as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck

Tech Support
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