Category

Our pages

Download on the App Store Download on the App Store Make4Fun Apps Make4fun for iPhone/iPad! More fun ...everywhere.

Life lession

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son,
we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of
breasts...depending on a woman's age-In her twenties, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
weenies are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man
goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an
oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
An Octopus Attacking A Crab
[HOT VIDEO] An Octopus Attacking A Crab

story Information

Upload Date: 31/12/1969

Downloads: 1290

Other Stories

Other Stories

My wife's brain

1249 downloads

Perfect Girl

7583 downloads

Inheritence

1241 downloads

Deposit

1215 downloads

Natural Viagra

934 downloads