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Great Truths from Small Children

        * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

        * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

        * Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

        * You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

        * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

        * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

        * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

        * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

        * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

        * A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.

        * Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

        * You can't start over just because you're losing the game.

        * All libraries smell the same.

        * If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.

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