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A family in the Southern Province of China was puzzled when the coffin of
their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top;
which read as follows:
Dear Cousins
I am sending Ahma (grandma) body to you since it was her wish
that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is
consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body,
12 cans of Yohmeisu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates! And 3 packets of
Chinatown Lap Cheong (sausage).
Please divide these among all of you.
On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air
shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's
and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for
Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among
yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's
left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany
necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6
white
Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage
cousins.
Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong (grandpa) is also not
keeping well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes
back too............
This is like O__O.. crazy... haha
I like the last part xDD
their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top;
which read as follows:
Dear Cousins
I am sending Ahma (grandma) body to you since it was her wish
that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is
consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body,
12 cans of Yohmeisu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates! And 3 packets of
Chinatown Lap Cheong (sausage).
Please divide these among all of you.
On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air
shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's
and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for
Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among
yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's
left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany
necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6
white
Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage
cousins.
Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong (grandpa) is also not
keeping well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes
back too............
This is like O__O.. crazy... haha
I like the last part xDD
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