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Things could be worse

One day, a man was sitting at home watching TV while his wife was out shopping. Suddenly, the phone rang. The man picked it up, and the voice on the otherside said "Is this Mr. Smith?" The man confirmed that it was, and the voice on the other line continued. "This is the hospital. We've got your wife here. She's gotten in a car accident and she's very badly injured. You best come as soon as you can."
And so Mr. Smith rushed to the hospital. Once he got there, he immedietly asked a nurse where his wife was. The nurse assured him that he could see her as soon as he talked to the doctor who was treating her. And so she went to get the doctor.

A few minutes later the doctor appeared. "You're Mr. Smith?" he asked the man. The man nodded. The doctor went on, "Mr. Smith, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Your wife is in very bad condition. She's paralyzed in the legs. She's never going to walk again, and so you will have to be her legs for her. You'll have to do the shopping, run the errands, drive for her, everything."

When Mr. Smith heard this news he was shocked. "That's terrible!" he said.

But the doctor went on. "Mr. Smith, I'm afraid I've got some other bad news. Your wife... she's also paralyzed in the arms. She'll never be able to use them again, and so you will have to be her arms for her. You'll have to do all the cooking, the cleaning, everything."

And now Mr. Smith was even more upset as tears began to fill his eyes. "That's horrible!" he said.

But the doctor still went on. "Mr. Smith, I'm afraid I've got some more bad news. Your wife is also blind. She'll never see again, and so you'll have to be her eyes for her. You'll have to guide her, read to her, describe the things you see to her, tell her everything she needs to see."

Now Mr. Smith was almost hysterical with sorrow. "That's awful!" he said.

But still the doctor kept going. "Mr. Smith, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there is still more bad news. Your wife has suffered some brain damage, and has lost much of her former memories and knowledge. And so you will have to be her teacher. You're going to have to teach her her past, who she is, teach her math, and English, and everything she needs to know."

Now Mr. Smith was getting weary. "That's dreadful!" he said.

Then the doctor said, "But, Mr. Smith, I've got some good news."

Hearing this Mr. Smith looked more hopeful now.

"I was just kidding," the doctor laughed. "Your wife's dead!"
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