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2 Men Gone up to Heaven

2 men died and went up to Heaven.

Man 1: How did you die?

Man 2: I froze to death.

Man 1: Really?!

Man 2: Yeah, it was horrible. Minus 20 degress celsius, frostbite everywhere, d*ck shrivelled up, dead.

Man 1: Shame.

Man 2: Yeah, I know. So how did you die?

Man 1: I had a heart attack.

Man 2: Really? How did that happen?

Man 1: Well, I came home early from work, my wife was in the bedroom, and I could smell cigar smoke. She had a man in with her. I searched all
over the house. The wardrobe, the bathroom, the garage, the attic, but I couldn't find him. I was so frustrated, I had a heart attack and died!

Man 2: You ******! If you looked in the freezer, we'd still be alive!
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