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Cooking Terms -- Redefined

Arab Coffee
Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in tiny cups at gunpoint, or found in graduate student's offices. Calorie
Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. Frying Pan
Standard instrument of destruction for eggs, pancakes, and various vegetable matter. Remains may be removed from surface with diluted solution of sulfuric acid. Microwave Oven
Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment. Oven
Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry. Preheat
To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed. Porridge
Thick oatmeal rarely found on American tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "Putrid," "Horrid," and "Sludge." Recipe
A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat. Tongue
A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt
Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
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