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Women's Little Instruction Book

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
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