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Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

 6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

 4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

 3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

 2. Less guilt the next morning.

 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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