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Classic Halloween Jokes

What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end. Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt. What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel. What's a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster What was a witch's favourite subject when they were in school?
Spelling! What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone. Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.

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