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Girl's Best Friend

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all at the vet. The terrier turned to the poodle.
"What are you in for?"

"Well, every time I see a car I just want to chase it and one day I got a car in an accident and killed the driver. My owner thought it best to put me down." All the dogs agreed it was a shame.

"I'm here to be put down, too," said the terrier. "Every time I see the postman, I just want to bite him. The Post Office complained."

"Well," said the great dane. "My owner just got out of the shower and was drying off her legs, and I decided to jump on and have my way with her."

"She's putting you down for that?" asked the poodle.

"No, I'm getting my nails trimmed."

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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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