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Genie in a Bottle

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and a Welshman are walking along a beach, where the Scotsman is kicking a bottle. All of a sudden the bottle opens and out comes a genie. The genie says that as there are three of them he will grant them each only one wish.

"Well, we have the best rugby team," says the Welshman, "but we don’t have the best stadium. I want you to build us a 250,000 seat stadium with all the fanciest trimmings."

"It is done," replies the genie.

"All right, first," says the Englishman, "I want you to remove all the blacks, chinks, spics, wops and all the other foreigners out of my country! Then bring all the English back, so England will once again be for the English! And then I want a wall a thousand feet high and a hundred feet thick built all around England to keep the foreigners from crawling back in!"

Shrugging, the genie replies, "It is done." He then asks the Scotsman for his wish.

"Before I tell ye," says the Scotsman, "I’ve some questions about that wall: Ye say it’s a hundred feet thick and a thousand feet tall?"

"That it is," says the genie.

"And no gaps in it?" asks the Scotsman.

"That is correct," replies the genie.

"Ah," smiles the Scotsman. "You’d best fill it wi’ water, then, hadn’t ye?"
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