A Plethora Of Lawyers

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are on a train going from New York to Washington, D.C..

The Russian takes a bootle of his finest Vodka out of his suitcase; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce. And we have so much of it and it's so cheap, we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he open the window and throws the rest of the bottle out. All the others are quite impressed.

The Cuban takes a pack of Havana cigars, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world. Havanas, nowhere in the world there are so many and so good cigars and we have so many of them and they are so cheap, we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the box of Havanas out the window. Again, everybody is quite impressed.

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window and says these aren't cheap but we have a plethora, in fact way too many, of them. He then throws the Lawyer out.