Category

Our pages

Download on the App Store Download on the App Store Make4Fun Apps Make4fun for iPhone/iPad! More fun ...everywhere.

Drilling is mine!

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate
demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his
young bride.

"What's the problem?"

"I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract,"
snapped the oil man.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer.  "I mean your wife
isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"

"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect
exclusive drillin' rights!

story Information

Upload Date: 31/12/1969

Downloads: 1115

Other Stories

Other Stories

I wasn't planning

920 downloads

Congratulations

1090 downloads

'all night long

1444 downloads

A different father?

941 downloads

Shoot a woman once

990 downloads