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She didn't have a head

Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a sh*t. "I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink" "There's another trench over there" says the other. "I'll cover you with the M60.... just give me a shout and and i'll cover you so you can get back" "OK" so the GI runs across while the other fires off the machine gun. He's waiting 10 minutes......15.......20.... he shouts out "Are you Ok?".....nothing. Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting. "Cover me i`m coming back" When he jumps back in, his mate says "Where the f**k have you been? you've been gone for over an hour" "Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her tits,fondled her arse,turned her round and f**ked her from behind!" "It was great!" "You lucky Bastard" said the other "did you get a blow job?" "nah" said the other,disappointedly" she didn't have a head" 
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