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Old mother

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.  When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, the relatives came to visit.
We came to see the new baby?" one said.  "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" 
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"  "Not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"  "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.  "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded.  "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"  "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him..."

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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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