Oreo Psycho-Personality Test

Psychologists have
discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into
their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating
Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing - this means you
consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one
of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like
them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules.
You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you
do to the Point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the
fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you
because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and
never enough time to do them. Mental break downs run in your family. Valium and
Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are
always upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad
situations in to good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life.
You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the
cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to
find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy
all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss
the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want
and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for
others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy
pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help- immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like
Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be
pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.