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One Liners.

Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Murphy's Law: Office equipment that has broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I once worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

I used to work in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I tried to be a chef. Figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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