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Speech Goofs

1. "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"
--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign


2. "This is a great day for France!"
--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral


3. "Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy
to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I
bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any
of that.'"
--George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students


4. "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan.
We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ... uh...
setbacks."
--George Bush


5. "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy. But that could change."
--Dan Quayle


6. "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in
the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that
is right here."
--Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in 1989


7. "What a waste it is to lose one's mind--or not to have a mind. How
true that is."
--Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund


8. "I am honored today to begin my first term as the Governor of
Baltimore-that is Maryland."
--William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural address


9. "The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There
are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at."
--George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline


10. "I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is
what drives me."
--George Bush
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