The Paris opera house

Soviet cops are being taught good manners and elegant behaviour, therefore they are sent to Western Europe to attend special courses and witness cultural events. One of these events is at the Paris opera house in France. Cops who have never been to the opera are given the unique opportunity to discover how it is... After the "mission" to improve the cultural level of soviet cops, they return to their headquarters and are asked by their highest officer how it was... Soviet police officer: "So, how was your experience at the Paris opera?" A soviet cop: "Well, we felt quite embarrassed" - says a cop with frustration Soviet police officer: "Why?" The soviet cop: "Well, us cops were the only ones who jumped up the stage to dance with our wives"