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A Russian peasant visits the Lenin

A Russian peasant visits the Lenin mausoleum near the Kremlin, in Moscow. Without buying a ticket, he goes to a guard and whispers to him. Russian peasant: "Pssst! 'ay, komrade, I wanna talk to Lenin!" Russian guard: "He's dead, he's laying in his coffin in the mausoleum!" The next day, the peasant comes back and asks the same thing again... Russian peasant: "Pssst! 'ay, komrade, I wanna talk to Lenin!" The guard gets angry and shouts to the peasant. Russian guard: "Lenin is dead! He can't hear ya nor talk to ya, so go home, komrade!" The peasant goes home, but comes back the next morning and asks again. Then the guard gets mad and violently shouts at him. Russian guard: "I told ya, Lenin is dead! Whooat the hell is wrong wit' ya, komrade? Whooay do you keep repeatin' this krap?" Russian peasant: "'Cause it's soo good to hear that he's finally dead!"
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