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Ceauşescu regime

Under the Ceauşescu regime, in Romania, people had suffered tremendously due to lack of food. Bread was hard to fin and meat, cheese were almost inexistent. A lady goes into a shop asking for food: Client lady: "Do you have any salami?" Sales lady: "No!" Client lady: "Do you have any bread?" Sales lady: "No!" Client lady: "Do you have any cheese?" Sales lady: "No!" Since there's nothing else in the shop than mustard, vinegar and nice images of delicious food, the client lady sadly goes home. After several weeks, the dictator, Nicolae Ceauşescu visits the neighbourhood. Urgently food is brought to the shop in order to please the dictator during his visit. Making him think that his people have high life standards and eat well. The client lady comes to the shop again. Waits in line for half a day... Finally reaches the sales person and the following conversation takes place: Client lady: "Do you have any salami?" Sales lady: "Yes!" Client lady: "Really? How about Swiss cheese?" Sales lady: "Of course!" Client lady: "Marzipan?" Sales lady: "Sure!" Client lady: "Then give me a package of each one!" Sales lady: "Do you have a recipe?" Client lady: "???"
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Upload Date: 31/12/1969

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